From the bottom of my heart I hope 2024 is a better mental health year for everyone
From the bottom of my heart I hope 2024 is a better mental health year for everyone
Welcome to Reindeer Days!
Hello, Rudolph here! I’ve been waiting all year to introduce you to my team!
Every day we met a new member who helps pull the sleigh through the holiday sky. Somehow we mixed up our nametags, and had everyone here guess who was who. But now everyone is in order, and I put our nametags into the alt-text if you want the answers!
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Some headcanons because I don’t really have the TIME to write an entire series but I DO have the time to rhapsodize about my Love for this concept.
- So the new girl’s name is Chihiro and she’s weird and charming and friendly and fearless. She always wears a lucky purple hairtie and she stops to bow to every shrine she comes across and she takes her time writing her name, every kanji clear and precise and unmistakable. She goes from new to popular in about a week and her teachers tell her parents that their daughter has a natural gift for making friends, open and cheerful with anyone who’s civil to her. She doesn’t have answers for anyone about those two months that her family was just kind of missing, but other than that she’s an open book.
- Chihiro is known for being open, even.
- So when a girl in a salmon uniform shows up at the school looking for her sister Sen, a year after Chihiro’s arrival, and Chihiro launches herself into the stranger’s arms with a whoop of delight, everyone is…a little lost.
- Chihiro’s sister is scary. One of the older boys hit on her and she broke his wrist. Chihiro told her to behave and her sister waved a hand and said, “Relax, Sen, he had it coming.” She moves like a bulldozer–if you’re in her way, your choices are to get out of it or get flattened. Within the day, it’s been firmly established that Lin, whoever the hell she is, is some kind of thug. She comes by every few months and brings Chihiro brief letters from “Young Master Haku” and from “Granny” and “the boilerman” and everyone walks a little warier around Chihiro because her sister is clearly a yanki and not to be toyed with. Chihiro’s an easygoing person, but honestly Lin absolutely radiates “they’ll never find the body” and it handily resolves any issues that Chihiro might otherwise have.
- When Chihiro is fifteen she leads an ecological initiative that is…absolutely absurdly successful, largely because she looked around at the other students in her class and said “This is something I really care about, who wants to help me” and every hand went up. Probably half of them actually care about the environment, and half of them are doing it to cover their community service requirement. Half of them are hoping to woo Absurdly Charming Local Student Ogino Chihiro over the next few months. There is some overlap between these groups.
- Over one year, they raise an astonishing amount of money to contribute to a campaign to tear down some abandoned apartments in Chihiro’s old town and restore a river, and at the celebration they throw at the end of it all, she gets up and speaks and smiles and about three quarters of her class sighs in unison.
- “I never expected to raise this much, thank you all so much for your help,” Absurdly Charming Local Student Ogino Chihiro says, beaming.
- “Oh no,” her classmates say, dismayed. Turns out finishing the project means being done with weekly meetings led by Chihiro.
- Lin needles Chihiro about Young Master Haku and Chihiro blushes furiously every time and changes the subject to how her grandfather is doing.
- The things that are Known about Chihiro’s grandfather are as follows:
- Generally known as “the Boilerman”
- Has a great many pets, all called “Sootball”
- Likes Chihiro very much
- Does not like Lin nearly as much
- Smuggled Chihiro out of her great aunt’s house once
- Does not like blood on his walls
- Once hid Young Master Haku for an entire night, possibly related to the blood situation
- There are some serious concerns about what the Boilerman does and why he has such strict opinions about blood on his walls.
- The next year, Chihiro’s parents are out of town on Parents’ Day, which is how everyone meets the Boilerman and also Granny, who do not seem to be married and bicker constantly about everything except Chihiro and Granny’s sister, who seems to be Lin’s boss and also the great aunt who necessitated the smuggling. Granny mutters about Chihiro’s river fundraiser and Chihiro scolds her for almost killing someone, apparently Young Master Haku, and Granny scoffs that “he was fine” while the Boilerman complains about blood on his walls. Chihiro asks after an old friend and Granny says “Well we almost had bandits but he took care of them and we won’t have to worry about that anymore” and goes on to praise this person’s spinning.
- So, everyone concludes, they’re terrifying.
- By the time Young Master Haku actually shows up, Chihiro is seventeen and she’s managed to convince the school to send her whole class to see the un-damming of the Kohaku River, and her class has pretty soundly hashed out what’s up. It goes like this:
- Chihiro’s great aunt runs a yakuza clan and Young Master Haku is her heir and Lin is one of his direct underlings, and after a falling out Granny and Great-Aunt split the clan and now hate each other, and the Boilerman works for Great-Aunt and saved Young Master Haku’s life after Granny tried to bump him off to put Chihiro in his place.
- Chihiro seems pretty well out of the family business, though, and went and fell in love with the guy she was supposed to be replacing, and although Great-Aunt doesn’t care for Chihiro as much as the rest, her son likes her and her heir likes her and so does everyone else, so the two clans play nicely for Chihiro’s sake.
- Young Master Haku, once he shows up, is almost as terrifying as Lin in his coolly remote way, but he obviously dotes on Chihiro and she wears river pearl earrings that are probably worth more money than anything else she owns and grins, silly with glee, whenever she sees him.
- No one tries to get Absurdly Charming Local Yakuza Daughter Ogino Chihiro to go out with them anymore because can you fucking imagine.
Happy winter solstice! The light begins to return tomorrow!!
Happy summer solstice! The dark begins to return tomorrow!!
This post is applicable in both hemispheres on both solstices!
If you struggle to apply the post correctly try rotating it upside down.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but your brain is lying to you and you don’t need to wait until there’s a round number on the clock to go the fuck to bed or start that project or eat a meal.
Get up and do it now.
There is a German art group called Pataphysical Institute Basel that I collaborated with on an art festival a few years ago, and one of their things was that they wanted everything done in “Pataphysical time” which in practice meant that nothing should be scheduled to start at exactly on the hour or half past the hour, and instead the start time should be something weird like three minutes past etc.
That was surprisingly helpful and I have since then been on “Pataphysical time” like I don’t place special importance on any specific position of the hands of the clock.
“Pataphysical Time” is going to be a fun thing to say to myself when I need to do something instead of getting stuck until a “correct” number.
Finnish menstrual product campaign to raise trans awareness.
Vuokkoset and Dakota Robin on Instagram.
The way they are weaponising the (generally very unnecesary) gendering of products to raise trans awareness. Nice.
I always laugh at the “it’s not PERFUME it’s COAL because it’s for MEN” things but if they make a period product like cups or towels or tampons called MANstruation I’d legit just buy some at the store and distribute it
Y'ALL THAILAND APPROVED SAME SEX MARRIAGE AS OF 7 HOURS AGO!!!!!!!
December 14th 2023 if someone doesn’t have time markers on
The Australian state of Tasmania is being held hostage and terrorized by a single elephant seal and this has been going on for more than a month now.
He’s just a baby. He’s not even two years old. But he weighs over 1,000 pounds and refuses to go back in the sea even though he’s done molting. His hobbies include blocking roadways, sleeping in front of cars, purposefully knocking over signposts, playing with traffic cones and barking at people.
original character in chinese wuxia style of 旋风博文
EYES POP OUT OF SKULL HOLY SHIT
its the last month of 2023 so i’m just gonna say it: what the absolute fuck was that